F.A.Q.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why are you so awesome?
A: I get this one a lot. You know, some people are just born awesome... born into a loving family, tons of friends, followed around by money and power, having everything come easily and without hardly trying.
... I hate those bastards.
My awesome-ness is far less powerful than you may think.  I think I've had to try harder than a lot of people to get where I am. (even though there's tons of room for improvement) Persistence, and determination are the only things I've got.  Talent is a farce, people who are "talented" are just people who try really hard to become good at something.  Remember that kids, just because you suck at something doesn't mean you should give up.  Your classmates or peers may zoom past you on the path towards excellence, but if you try your hardest and never give up, you'll eventually surpass all of them. (even though it might take the better part of your lifetime to do so)
Q: Why are you starting the Dr. Pineapple saga in the middle?  I wanna' see how it all began!
A: Keep your pants on, I'll get around to having ol' Cap'n Pineapple recount the tale of how he became an intergalactic privateer.  I felt that "The Great Pearl" was best to introduce the characters anyway.
Q: Privateer, what the hell?  He's so obviously a pirate!
A: Shaddup before I smack the crap outta' youse!  Dr. Pineapple is employed by his home world of Fruitopia, and thus is a privateer.  Besides, being a privateer is far more noble than being a pirate.  If you want to know more about privateers (or anything in general) just search wikipedia.
Q: Why no updates?  I've been waiting FOREVER for a new comic!
A: I have a full time job.  I do this in my spare time, and the stories are often long.  Patience comes to those who wait, and when I do finally update, you'll have enough pages to choke a mule!
Q: Why do you hate computers?
A: I love computers, they make our lives easier... but some people take it too far, and use computers to cheat themselves out of gaining valuable real-world skills.  Every Dr. Pineapple page is lovingly penciled and inked by hand, with no (or VERY little) computer editing.
Q: How did you come up with such a stupid idea for such an awesome comic?
A: Dr. P originated in the design document for a proposed upgraded version of The Atomic Ball Pit as an opponent in the multiplayer mode.  I designed him in about half an hour, and then later decided to start a new ongoing project of some kind... and quickly threw together a bunch of stupid ideas.  Thus Dr. Pineapple: Intergalactic Privateer was born.

Here's where it all began...
Q: How do I make my own comics?
A: How the hell should I know?  But here's a rundown of my process: (probably not the best)
  • 1) Write the story (and then re-write it until it doesn't suck)  Keeping an idea book is useful for writing your stories. If you get any ideas, you can keep them organized.
  • 2) Thumbnail out the panels, then later rough out the page layouts. This helps to get things started.
  • 3) Pencils.  pencil it out, and make sure to leave space for the text.
  • 4) Ink it.  I tape a clean sheet of paper on top of my pencils and stick it on my light table.  I then start by inking the borders, then the text and word balloons, and finally the actual art.  Don't be impatient, tackling the panels and text may be a long tedious process, but it gets it out of the way, and makes the actual inking go faster.
The tools I use:
  • Heavy duty printer paper 11x17 (I'm cheap)
  • #2 pencil
  • Faber-Castell Pitt Artist Pens (I like these, mostly I use the F (fine) and S (super fine), but I use the M (medium) for page borders and stuff, and the B (brush) to fill in large areas of black. (often when the pen starts to dry out, I'll crack open the pen and squirt in some black ink to extend it's life)
  • Y&C Gel Xtreme white pen: for touchups (the black variety of this pen is great for doodling)
  • Standard ruler.
Q: What font do you use to letter your comic?
A: Fonts are for wimps, real men letter by hand! (even if their handwriting sucks)
Q: If you're my ultimate hero, is it possible that you could have a hero?
A: Yes, Osamu Tezuka!  Probably the hardest working human being who ever lived.
Q: Did real people ask you these questions?
A: Nope, this is just for my own amusement, and your enlightenment.